28
Mar

Azure Squirrel!

Posted in: Random Goofiness

  • Power(s): Flight, Animal control
  • Source of powers: Mutant Squirrel DNA
  • Weapon: Trick Pellets
  • Transportation: Squirrel Glyder
  • Nemesis: The Crimson Wombat

Born of English aristocrats, William Blue was left in the woods to die after being horribly mutated due to a bite from a radioactive squirrel. A family of non-radioactive squirrels took pity on poor William and raised him as their own.

After learning the truth of his origins from his wise squirrel grandfather, William went in search of his biological family in order to settle the score. Upon finding that his family had been wiped out by a plague of radioactive wombats, William inherited his family’s estate and all their wealth.

William used his newly acquired riches to put him self through Cambridge University, earning dual Doctorates in Genetic Engineering and English Literature.

After graduating William noticed that he had a lot of free time on his hands. So, doing what any sensible, just, and wealthy man with super powers would do, he took up crime fighting. He coined the alias The Azure Squirrel after dying his hair and tail electric blue. He took his squirrel brother, Charles, as a side kick, naming him The Blue Acorn.

When not fighting crime or battling The Crimson Wombat, The Azure Squirrel enjoys romance novels and hiding nuts with his brother.

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